How's I bin getin on...... from Pluto

[Rubyshoes]

Yo bruvs and sisters !

Fort you mite like to no that I ’s bin wiv me hoomans, an me new sisters and bruv, and the gray hairy fing they call cat for a munf or so now so fort yu wood like to no hows I bin getin on wun way and anuver. Its ok………….wel its very lufley, init, but I didn’t no if I wos hear for efer or if it was anuver sort of kenel at ferst. But I no’s now that its where I’m gonna live forever and I’s very happy.

I’s bin finkin wot u sed Lynx, an I bin doin mor chillin, and less rippin an rushin, and I’s bin on me four legs, not just two legs…….. and I’s bin mor careful. Cos since I banged me leg on the door and dun rooooing I not dun spinnin and runnin in the ‘ouse ……..an I’s not so scared of the grey hairy fing they call cat !! So cos I’s bin slower, only wun worter bowls tipped over this week, wich is good, and only stuffin’s cum out of wun of the duvets, is good, so’s I’s not in truble cos mummyhooman hid it in the bin init. Sumbody nored the fridge door !! Ooogh that wos bad, but it was not me…. or I woz azsleeps wen I’s dun it, so’s don’t know nufink about it. HA !

I’s got loadsa beds and I’s havin lay in’s in me beds longer in the mornins and I no’s wen I doin me walkin, wich is good, and wen me brekfast and dinner cumin up. And bestest of all …wen its bedtime I’s get me cuddles and me boneo. I really lufs me boneos, but I lufs me cuddles better.

But them hoomans !!! …………..they took me to do werkin. Wot duz yoo fink !! An I bin to sum shows. I saw me Arnty Pat and me Arnty Mary, and Uncle Bob, and sum of me uver bros and sisters wich wos gr8 and lufly, speshly the gerls, and I wos sooo pleased Nelly got outa kenels, and gon to live wiv Brennan. Well, Nelly wos at the show wiv her lufly new mummySue. She is a lufly lufly lady, and bort Nelly loads’o new stuff, and lufs her to bits, and Nelly’s new Dad bort Nelly and Brenan a new big huge car, so’s they coold get in togefer and have room for all the duvets, jum bones an hot chicken and stuff. (Nelly’s mummysue has got duck feet, but I dusn,t fink it makes her ugry.) But it wos horid wiv the wet stuff from the sky, that kept cumin down, and made me wet rite threw me brindle. I fink that’s why Nellys mummysue had her duck feet on, an y my mummy sed she woz wet frew to her nikers Ha ha wotever they are.

I’s wos soooo wet, even wiv me sister’s mac on, I’s dun the shaking!! So after the show, wen the end of the world was cumin in the sky, my hoomans took me to the berger man for sum hot chicken. And wat o u fink…………. the man new hoo I woz, and made a big fuss and he sed “Oh u that Pluto hoo’s bin doing all that werkin in the wet stuff for the hole weekend?”. So, wen I sed I woz that Pluto, he gives me a hole peece of chicken for free cos I wos so good. It’s gr8 init wen u’s werked so hard u’s get recognized. So I’s hopes I werked hard inuf to get sum more homes for me bruvs and sisters in the kenels.

Wel I dun wiv me ritings now, an I be in tuch wif u all soon. Gotta get me buooooty sleep ….an I got pilcherds for brekky cos the tesco man bin erlier. HA !!

Nite nite bros and sisters. From Pluto xx

[suethejam]

Yo bro,

You is well clever - yous got yer paws well under the duvet there.

Hot chikkin rocks....

Lynx

[sueb]

Yo Pluto, bruv

I is so glad yoo is having such a good time, wiv your luverly new family. I herd you woz well good last weekend, showing them hoomuns how wonderfull us houndies are, speshally wiv lots of standing, Respect! My hooman Mumm finks you are such a nice boy (I wazn't miffed, coz I know she luvs me, innit!)

But I may need to hask your hadvice about living wiv over houndies. That Nellie, woy! She is like a whirlwind in me house, she smells nice now and we is gettin' to no each uvver, but I have had to let her no that I is boss here, wiv a few growlies!
I iz showing her how to walk outside like the most perfick dog in the world, as my Mum says I does, but she is not yet gettin it!
You must be well clever to live wiv TWO uvver girlie greys and other dogs- Repect, bruv.

BrennanXX

PS I no that you 'as only 1 ear, me Mum says that makes you very speshal, and there was a Vincent van Man or summink hoo only had 1 ear and he was well famous, so even more respect, innit!

[patricksparents]

At my advanced years, I can't cope with london speak, but delighted Pluto has a new and loving home. He deserves it so much.

[Rubyshoes]

Yo Lynx, Brennan and Patrick’s mummy,

Fankyu fer yer lufly ritings that was so good about me. His good to be soooo popular fer me street cred. And you’s rite Lynx….hot chikken rocks…an it bootiful and yummy. Is funny u sed about the man wiv one ear, Arnty SueB, cos my mummy menshoned im the uffer day. Funny that he woz famos too, but I woodn’t like a name like Vinsant……I mean, Vinney alrite, that’s a grate name, but not Vinsant, an Pluto much better for me. But yoo know wot ? It woz only the same ear that he lost as mine, so that’s a funny coincidents init ! Wunder if he liked hot chicken too.

Brennan, I no’s how you feel wiv lernin to live wiv uffer houndies, but you must cool it man, and look the uffer way sumtimes. If you don’t take no’s notice, that Nellie, …. she will soon no you is too himportant to be bovvered and wen you are such a good boy, and gets loads a fusses and ear rubs for bein so good, she will find out its sooo much better to be like you and walk up close by mummy. His tuff tho ….an sharin is particular tuff, an his not fare wen its fings like me new critter wot I got from arnty pat’s stall. But it’s hokay….cos I likes tidyin up, and now I’s toy monitor, I collects all the toys as I go’s past, and puts them on my bed, so’s very tidy and I stops them hoomans from trippin over. I’s do let me frends look at me toys tho, and its only me critter an me new teddy I cares about the most. Thay all shares there stuff wiv me, so I spose I gota play the white dog sumtimes, even tho’s I’m brindle Ha.

We had anuvver cuppler fluds the uvver day. Wun woz the woter bowl jumped rite up in the air agen… and that worter !!!! bruv did it go far man !!! It goes so far, and up the walla, cos its up on wun o’ them stand fings, but we trod it up and down and it was hokay cos the flore needed woshin. That mummy is so lazy, an I don’t fink she even noticed we’d dun the cleanin, ….. but the uffer flud woz a big misteree as it woz wet up the sides o’ the derty linen barsket hin the barfroom, an woz all over the flore !! Was such a misteree! I didn’t no nufink ha ha … cos I nipped out, and woz doin me prunin in the garden, so mummy wood no I woz such a good boy.

Today’s bin good, an we’s all bin doin sunbavin, an catchin sum rays, an its bin lufly and peaceful, an I bin doing sleepin. So I’s tired now after doin me ritins, but I speek soon an see u at sum shows. Pluto xxxx